New is always worse
Water should not taste like anything or be fizzy
Chocolate should not be chewed
Prisoner of Azkaban is the worst Harry Potter movie
The most important part of a phone is the headphone jack
All smells are bad
Sweet potato fries are bad
Venting is not allowed in Among Us hide and seek
Mushrooms taste great
Brioche is a bad bread
Spinach is the best leafy green
Bananas should be peeled from the middle
Full zip is better than quarter zip
Pitchers should have to bat
Measuring cups/spoons are largely unnecessary
Timers when cooking/baking are largely unnecessary
Bash scripts are fun
Color is good in UI
Snails are cute
Slightly green bananas are better
Mint isn't good in desserts
Water is the only beverage that makes sense to drink at meals
Vinegar is bad
printf debugging is better than using a debugger
Chairs are bad
Burnt (hard) pretzels are better
Soft pretzels are better without salt
The rainbow is red orange yellow green blue PURPLE - none of this indigo violet nonsense
Raw cookie dough is bad
Violas are better than violins
Punycode is bad
Battle of the Heroes is better than Duel of the Fates
Nonfiction is boring
Dogs are worse than cats because they aren't soft enough
Peaches are better than nectarines because the fuzz is the best part
Airplane seats would be more comfortable if they had less legroom
Brown rice is better than white rice
Emojis shouldn't move